a joke for friday...

A woman is doing her weekly shopping....she heads to the produce aisle picks up some bananas and some oranges. Stops by the deli and gets a pound of ham, and some cheese. She gets milk, and a box of cheerios, She runs through every aisle stocking up on the necessities, and of course some junk food here and there. After her cart is spilling over with merchandise she heads to the check out. She stands in line, and flips through the latest issue of People. As she is standing there a man walks up behind her. He has a basket full of groceries, and starts eyeing her shopping cart. The lady notices him, and the man says to her
"you must be single."
The woman takes a look at her grocery cart seeing the large amount of groceries she has and says
"ummm...why do you think that..??"
the man replies...
"because you are fucking ugly."

he he he...tgif!