are you really this stupid, or is there a hidden camera?

here is the deal...

If you sign your name to a contract you should ALWAYS read the fine print. Otherwise you will end up like Bill* at Smith and Company Used Cars** who assumed that if he signed the 12 month billboard contract, he could just call (one month later) and tell me "he changed his mind", and "doesn't want it anymore". I wonder if he really thought that I would be like...."sure Bill*, no problem, i will just rip up this contract, and we can pretend we never met, thanks for calling!" Because that ain't how things work. I think tommorow Im going to go to his car lot, test drive a ford focus or something, and get all the paperwork filled out, then just as im stepping out the door with my new car keys in hand im gonna yell "SYKE!" Then im going to go up to him and shake him.

*Bill is not his real name.
**And he doesn't work for Smith and Co.